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When a car has been in Florida and the owner considers it to not be beat up compared to other areas of the U.S. where cars are beat up.
Selling my Mazda Miata 1,000,000 miles, drives great, florida kept.
The act of masterbating on a Florida beach with a large group of males while listening to the song "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
Guy 1: I went to a crazy Florida Cheeseburger last night
Guy 2: Never talk to me again. ..
Similar to the Texas Tuck, a Florida Fold is when someone folds their muffin top into their pants.
Man, I wish Stacy would do a Florida Fold right about now. No one wants to see that.
The white, fragrant crumbles of moist cheesy like matter tha develop and appear inside a South Florida female's pussy after she walks around outside for very long with labia lips rubbing together in the oppressive humidity and rotting decay of South Florida. For 10 months of the year, t's almost 90% humidity every day.
If you're into that sort of funk, then just break out the Sociable Crackers.
Thanks to the disgusting rotting humid weather herev in Southeast Florida, South Florida Pussy Cheese is available for at least 10 months of the year.
If South Florida Pussy Cheese is not attended to daily, it can quickly turn into A South Florida Black Mold Pussy of Death. If you put that on the Sociable Cracker and eat it, you will die.
That stunning girl over there turns into a disgusting THOT in South Florida after her vagina develops stanky South Florida Pussy Cheese.
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What the fuck
How many signs are there for that?
Penguinz0: Florida Citrus Center? More like: What the fuck? How many signs are there for that?
Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.
"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
the act of diarrhea-ing into a vagina
my girl wants a florida milkshake so i’ve been eating nothing but chipotle for a week