when you're incredibly drunk in a Lyft and the driver constantly looks in the rearview mirror to see if you're going to throw up and shouts encouraging words over your significant other's screams like, "we're going to make it!!" as he/she drives like an utter maniac
after eight martinis and a Coors Light I rode the Iron Wolf last night
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a curage wolf is when one of your parents walks in on you (male or female) master baiting and you stare them right in the eye and finish jacking off
dude my mom walked in on my beatin my meat and i totally curage wolfed her
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Ms.Wolf: woof, woof
Students: wtf are you saying
Ms. Wolf: woof woof
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Urine with an odor so strong you could mark your territory with it like wolves do.
"Jeez dude, it smells like a stadium bathroom at halftime in here."
"Yeah, I just took a total wolf piss."
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The Wise Wolf (noun):
Literally Holo from Spice and Wolf.
The best anime ever.
If you want a taste of this anime watch: βSpice and Wolf Opening In HDβ on YouTube
The Wise Wolf and Lawrence are a happy couple.
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THE MUD WOLF IS A MESSY SEX POSITION, WHERE YOU STAB A GIRL IN THE ASS AFTER A LONG NASTY SHIT, BUT YOU MUST HOWL LIKE A WOLF WHEN YOU GET OFF, MUST BE PERFORMED ON A FULL MOON
GIRL YOUR GOING TO GET MUD WOLFED TONIGHT
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A sexy band from San Diego, California that makes deserty/ghost town rock music with drippy surf tones. all the band members are sexy but they do not know it.
That the Gypsy Wolfe record fucks
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