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emo-goth

A contradiction of terms as emos will piss moan and cry about their plush lifestyles only to cut and cry to themselves over and over again for not getting what they want or even because they simply feel like it While goths simply do not care about their lives as they hate everything and simply cut for the sheer release and thrill it brings but will not cry to themselves in the corner.

Emos envy the goths for their lack of crying and thus try to imitate their sub culture by wearing similar fashions, but are easily spotted as they will often be seen crying to themselves over every pathetic little thing especially if it affects their selfish and overly comfortable lives and will put on massive drama shows that effectively annoy all around them until they gt what they want.

Goths usually wear dark clothes and make-up with practiced fervor and are also clearly distinguishable as they will glare at you and refuse to shed tears over anything while living a more minimalistic and death-centric lifestyle, after all you can't take possessions with you when you die and will usually keep to themselves as they have no desire to interact with others.

Due to the contradictions between the two as far as outlooks and reactions emo-goths do not exist

Impossible to define an emo-goth as both are polar opposites that the only similarity is in how they dress, Simply put if both were a magnet Emo would be south and Goth would be North

by Sypoth April 2, 2009

16πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Glam Goth

A glam goth is a person who combines current goth styles with high street fashion. They switch baggy bondage trousers for high waisted leather shorts, and rupped tops for black sequined tops. They may still wear goth boots, or simply high heels. There dominant colour is still black, but they add a little sparkle to it.
People like-Dita Von teese may come under glam goth
But glam goth mainly covers people such as the motley crue.

Goth: She's not a goth
Glam: She's not glam
Goth: what is she?
Glam: i think they call them..glam goths?
Goth: pshh as if that can ever happen
Glam Goth: shut up, i've seen Marilyn Manson, cradle of filth and nightwish live
Goth: :O
Glam: Yep..glam goths can happen

by KaliGoth October 19, 2010

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Goth-Bashing

The occasional sport performed in the Rhondda which consists of large majorities of the population looking for the rock population labelled Goths to beat about.

'Oh Boys, should we go Goth-Bashing?'

'Aye aight en, are we gonna shout abuse?'

'Yeah'

by Le ChifrΓ© November 2, 2008

9πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Cyber goth

People that go to underground cyber/industrial/Goth/EBM clubs. They look like a mix between punk, goth and raver. They usually wear bright colored dreads extensions or unnatural bright colored hair with shaven sides but not always, and with bright colored neon/UV-light clothes and futuristic gear (android/cyborg stuff), avatar goggles worn on forehead, UV-light biohazard mask, big platform boots, and they often wear (bright colored) make-up. Almost everything is unisex.
Obviously music is a big part of their life and they like to dance, some of them are DJ's or producers or they often have other creative talents.
It's a subculture, called ''cyber scene''.

'Cyber: Oh gawd, look at him! Look at his color combination., and he's fat and ugly.. what a FAIL hahaha!!!

Cyber 2: Yeahh I know.... let's ignore him *rolls eyes*.

Cyber: By the way, I really need some XTC, can I buy some?

Cyber 2: Sure! follow me, sexy cyber goth.

by P0W3RB3457 February 13, 2012

9πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Goth Ball

(noun vb. adj.) Huge, fat, motherfucking Goth girls or Boys. These fuckers think black is slimming but in fact black emphasizes their Monster Truck Carcasses. Most look like like "BUTTERBALL- The CENOBITE fron the first Hellrasier movie." Goth Balls normally thrive around other goths; more like smaller goths orbit them. These fat fuckers think they're cool...they're quite the opposite...they're Hot...and sweaty, smelling quite foul under all those layers of PVC, Leather on cloth. Goth Balls should be rediculed at all times. They tend to be FEMALES DATING Goth Men with ectomorph body frames( aka "Goth Klubz"- Goth Ball Chasers, as in chubby chasers!) The male variety tend to be big girls anyway, cause they're usually gay to begin with; occasionally stating and falsifing bisexual status(they kind of have to, who'ld wanna fuck these fat freaks anyway and they have to take what they can get aside from what they eat. Goth Balls appear gloomy, not cause they're goth, they just haven't seen their genitals in years, decades even. Goth Balls are just as bootleg as anyone calling themselves Goth, for Goth is a cheap derivative of DEATH ROCK!. Goth Balls tend to be spotted during daylight hours in Malls for some odd reason...Every Day is Halloween as everyday for them is a struggle to pile on their tarps of many dark fabrics and cheap sad clown make-up. They're intimidating only in size but humourous in over all appearance. They start young and carry this facade into their latter years..seriously sad creature of the Night and DAY!!!

Its a bird, it's a plane, It's a Goth Ball. Watch out, she'll eat you alive!

That Goth Ball in fish-nets looks like she can hardly breath; she looks like vacuum-packed brisket in that corsette and her legs look like netted hams hanging from a deli shoppe.

That Goth Ball and Goth Klub make the perfect 10!

by Blu Finger April 4, 2008

39πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


hipster goth

These fucks fuck ducks.

dude! that hipster goth in the lake just blew a load on that duck!

by Perry Hop March 18, 2008

31πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


goth chick

A girl with dark makeup and hair, contrasted with white face makeup. Often can be mistaken for a guy.

Person 1: That goth dude coming out of Hot Topic smells of onions.
Person 2: No, that's a goth chick.

by Salak July 19, 2005

111πŸ‘ 312πŸ‘Ž