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Small blackened ball of marijuana that isn't quite ash.
It doesn't smoke, but still provides a toke.
Smokin' the Teese
Hey guys, Wanna smoke the Teese?
Teese, T-E-E-S-E. The ONLY way to spell Teese.
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To get in a heated argument in a cafeteria and then break a recyled plastic tray over your opponents, shattering it into 5 million pieces.
Logan: Well your girlfriend is not physically attractive to the opposite sex
Eric: WELL YOUR MOM'S A WHORE!
Logan: Oh no you didn't, byatch! (Breaks his tray over Eric's head and screams triumphantly)
Jacob: Holy Shit! Did you just see that?
Grady:See what? Did Logan just pull a teese?
Jacob:Logan just pulled a teese!
Grady: Dear God......
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A pin up hottie with smooth milky white skin, raven black hair and cherry red lips... plus she has a kick ass retro style similar to Bettie Page's.
I'll bet her an Marilyn have some FREAKY sex
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The sexiest woman on the face of the Earth.
While Dita may have altered her body and is a stripper and a porn star, she still manages to be classier than all those pop bitches on MTV while still showing the same amount of skin.
Dita von Teese is gorgeous.
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The hottest and sexiest porn star ever, also Marilyn Manson's girlfriend.
Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.
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Loves Anal sex, jewelry and LOVES being on the cover of every magazine. Loves attention and needs to be in the camera at all times. Bettie Page is her idol and wants to be just like her. Very overrated porn star and fetish model. Silicon breast. A natural blonde.
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uses marilyn manson... will do anything for a little fame, including marrage to marilyn manson... i hear shes a natural blonde HAHAHHA
'' i cant make up my own routines, so i'll just steal yours. ''
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