Spooning the Tuna

To spoon one's tuna is to fist one's vagina.

Dave: Do you like spooning the tuna.
Greg: I like spooning your mum's tuna.

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tactical spoon

The spoon that comes in an MRE. Used for assisting a healthy dump in the field.

Wow, I just took a shit and I wouldn't have made it were it not for the 'tactical spoon' I brought with me.

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the spoon treatment

When a man shoves a spoon up a womans rectum, and eats the excrements that are scooped up by the spoon.

I gave my math teacher the spoon treatment in grade school.

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HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA

bruh: im going to teach you something
broi: o
bruh: HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA
broi: .............. what?
,bruh: (VISIBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND,KISS YA NECK. HELL YA
broi: .................................... wha?
bruh: (EVEN MORE VISBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, HELL YA
broi: ............................................................................................................................. wut?
bruh: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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spoon feeding

When a couple is laying chest to back (spooning) under a blanket, and the "little spoon" farts, the smell is channeled by the cavity between the two bodies, blanket, and bed directly into the face of the "big spoon."

I refuse to snuggle with my girlfriend after sex anymore. I'm afraid she'll wind up spoon feeding me a broccoli fart again.

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Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

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fork and spoon

1) A generic faux pas
2) Off center
3) Unbalanced
4) Not quite right

I look like a fork and spoon in this costume.

Bush was a fork and spoon to invade iraq.

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