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Jesus Christ for those hardcore catholics/christians who have NO BALLS and will not seriously take the lords name in vain
"Jesus Christmas i dropped my fone in the pool"
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When symbol-minded folks decide to come up with some math crackers in the form of ฯ-related quickies and trickies for Christmas to enliven the mood of math geeks, who couldnโt wait to go back to school to indulge themselves in some creative problem solving.
Moonlighting school math teachers in Singapore have been pressured by some owners of tuition or enrichment math centers to come up with at least twenty-five brain-unfriendly Christmas pi questions to meet the mathematical needs and wants of their restless, bored students.
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Christmas baby celebrates its birthday on Christmas
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When you do coke on Christmas day, especially in non-snowy parts of the country.
Last Christmas I asked my friend: "What's going on tonight?"
He replied: "It's gonna be a White Christmas."
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On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.
and no santa.
Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!
Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.
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1. to fail to meet the expectations, hopes, desires, or standards of; let down
2. to prevent the fulfilment of (a plan, intention, etc.); frustrate; thwart
3. to have a really shitty time altogether
Work today was such an Israeli Christmas.
I climbed to the top of Mt. Disappointment and the view was Israeli Christmas.
The broad at the bar totally Israeli Christmassed me at the end of the night.
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One of the many songs in Rent. Mimi gets her proper intro in this song
Christmas Bells are ringing, Christmas Bells are ringing, on tv. at saxs.
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