jew texter

some one who wont reply to a text message and want you not to text them unless you are in their plan to save money. Thus being a jew about saving money on 10 cent text messages.

hey did you get my text noah you didnt respond. oh yea i got it but stop texting me your not on my plan and i dont want to waste any money. shut up you jew texter just respond to a text like a normal person.

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jew eat

common to "jew call me". Jew eat is how most people ask "did you eat".

"jew eat yet?"
"no. jew?"

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weed jew

A person who thinks they are invited to smoke when they really aren't, usually follow you around when you smoke. Caution: might steal bowl and hit it when you aren't paying attention.

A Perfect Example Of A Weed Jew Is, Emily P.

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jew block

An alternate definition to the original; this one is defined as:

When an Urban Dictionary editor rejects a request to add a word.

"Hey man I'm gonna add 'holy jesus-colored-muffinbuckets'
"Go for it!"
...30 minutes later
"Those fuckers Jew Blocked me!!!!"
"HA. sucks for yo ass."

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jew snake

One who continuously cheats others out of money and other valuables such as food and alcohol...often in spite of the fact that they are from a very rich New York suburb and have a father that works at a hedge fund.

I gave that guy five bucks to get me lunch and he bought me a two dollar sandwich from the food carts...what a jew snake!

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Jews For Jesus

Messianic Jews, Jewish Christians, etc.

The term comes from a Messianic Jewish organization founded by the late Moishe (ne Martin, 1932-2010) and Celia Starr Rosen. Called "Jews for Jesus", the organization is a 501(c)3 Messianic Jewish ministry which is often targeted for vile persecution by groups such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.

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Soulja Jew

The delicate art of grabbing one's own Hebrew National and shaking it across the dance floor until finding that one perfect candidate that is ready for battle. Drop the Dog Across the Schnozz and be ready for battle

This can be mostly commonly seen done at Bar Mitzvah's or Jewish Weddings. The Soulja Jew Battle Helmet is unstoppable.

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