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Boris Johnson

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet

Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!

by CatRyBou August 20, 2023


Weeaboo Johnson

This is just another way to call someone a Weeaboo. Can be shortened to WJ .

Look at Weeaboo Johnson, back at it again with the Naruto running.

by Bishielover16 December 6, 2017


Evelyn Johnson

A beautiful brunette nurse in Pearl Harbor, and the love interest of Danny Walker and Rafe McCawley. She is stunning, quiet natured and sweet. But don't mess with her. She has a fierce side that can get mean quickly. She is devoted, determined and passionate, and she has a big heart. Which she shares with the two men she loves. She is a also very much a free spirit.

Danny: Gosh Evelyn Johnson is pretty

Rafe: Get you own man, she's mine.

by CountryChic637 May 29, 2015


Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 10, 2014


Christian Johnson

Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!

Billy: Man I wish I could be Christian Johnson
Jake: ONG!

by NunButFax March 4, 2022


johnson's law

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.

Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.

by JohnnyBabes September 12, 2020


Dusty Johnson

A dusty/dirty piece of meat . Basically a dirty, dusty dick (penis).

I thought I told you to put your Dusty Johnson away!

by pownzor14 March 24, 2018