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I lost my vision

When you see something you hate so you close your eyes to protect yourself.

Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023


Lost Song Syndrome

the inability to recall the tune of a song you like. Opposite of the Last Song Syndrome (LSS) where a song can't get out of your head to the point that it becomes annoying, the Lost Song Syndrome (LoSS) makes you forget how the tune goes (but you still know the title, singer, lyrics, or even the choreography).

It makes the person consume a lot of time thinking, but the person will only remember the tune when he's tired of thinking about it anymore.

Guy1: What's your favorite song?

Guy2: 'Thunder' by Boys Like Girls

Guy1: Never heard of that before. Can you sing it?

Guy2: Sure.....mmm...uhmmm....*thinking*.....Oh shit, it's that lost song syndrome again!

by ravenclaw07 March 14, 2011


lost my buttworm

this is a popular term used by trans women that stems from the correlation between becoming transgender and losing buttworms

hey, i lost my buttworm, did you?

by (definitelyrealanddoesnthavebu March 17, 2023


Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019


Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 25, 2023


Losted

A word used when a situation unexpectedly becomes very awkward or terrible.

Arnold and his friends usually go out on a Friday night. Roj who is an acquaintance self invites himself to go out with them at night. Arnold and his friend all whisper losted softly as the night just gets awkward.

"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."

by Puifoongdoilooklikeigiveafuck June 9, 2016


Losted

A word used when a situation unexpectedly becomes very awkward or terrible.

Arnold and his friends usually go out on a Friday night. Roj who is an acquaintance self invites himself to go out with them at night. Arnold and his friend all whisper losted softly as the night just gets awkward.

"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."

by Puifoongdoilooklikeigiveafuck June 9, 2016