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A modern conservative using an outdated term from the 19th century to identify themselves. Essentially, a classic liberal believes in an unregulated free market, like a conservative, but doesn't care about social freedoms and benefits, because those beliefs don't benefit corporations (so shut up minorities and people of atypical sexes and gender identifications; and fuck you, welfare programs). So yeah, they're just your average conservative. The point of using this name for themselves is to make their politics more appealing to the masses, as they assume most people won't know or have the inclination to look up what a classic liberal is.
Guy 1: "I'm not a conservative anymore. I'm a classic liberal now!"
Guy 2: "So you're a conservative with a Trojan horse name?"
Guy 1: "NO! FUCK YOU! THAT'S FAKE NEWS!!!! STOP STIFLING MY FREE SPEECH!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
(Guy 1 then proceeds to fling his own feces at everyone around him to distract from being exposed)
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a cool, progressive town (usually with a university) in an otherwise regressive, republican state.
let's go to the liberal oasis of Lawrence, Kansas and see Sonic Youth!
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A derogatory term used by people on the political right who believe that liberals are morally degenerate in their beliefs which they say is just being open minded.
Tom: Look at all these filthy liberals protesting in the black lives matter movement, their not even black what would they know about being persecuted because of their skin colour.
Edward: I guess they do it because it's the pc thing to do nowdays and they are just trying to be considerate and open minded.
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Elite (liberal) is an association of the cool people at high school that are popular, wear Pac Sun clothes, smoke weed, skateboard, do poorly in school, not involved in organizations, anti-establishment, are surfers, and get in trouble with the law. The opposite of Elite (liberal) is Elite (conservative).
On the weekdays, Matt, an elite (liberal), is stoned during class, but on the weekends he surfs, then goes out at night to get wasted, only to get busted by the cops.
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A conservative trying to peddle his same old bullshit under a hipper, less-tarnished branding.
See also: the "Comcast to Xfinity" strategy.
"I'm a classical liberal. That's why I worship Trump, hate niggers, jews, and gays, and think the invisible hand of the free market is a benevolent divine force that'll solve all my problems."
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An excuse conservatives use because they think that their way is the only way and seem not to realize that in fact, Conservative Loonies exist in droves as well.
Those Liberal Loonies! Supporting free choice and promoting equality and peace is ludicrous!
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Anything I don’t like politically.
“Hey John fuck you your policy’s are dumb your probably a neo-liberal.
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