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the master of all skanks otherwise known as a pimp
john ant no skank master. jesus is
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Here's a realistic look at a puppet master. A puppet master controls other peoples lives, so they don't get to claim to have to be sub serviant or made to feel less than around anybody, it's their world. A puppet master already has all the power and all the money, there's nothing left to do but control everybody's lives, your tv air time is wasting the viewing audiences time.
Puppet masters control the viewing audiences life, they're bitching about their own rights and lives isn't interesting though, I guess if you think there's something more interesting in life than a puppet master, you're considered a narcissist by a puppet master.
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Someone who hate diesel douchbags but is himself an automotive asshole.
Dylan is going to be a master mechanic
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A game which college stoners play when there is a gap between class and no work could possibly get done in the allotted break time.
Round one:
Someone first penetrates the ground with a twig, then players gather leaves and penetrate the leaves with the twig. The name of the game is to NOT be the person who puts the last leaf that fits on the twig. The person to penetrate the last leaf that will fit on the twig must eat half of the leaves!
Round two:
Twigs are thrown onto the pile of penetrated leaves left on the twig. There are various drinking rules that are applied when one misses the stack of leaves and such.
Stoner 1- Hey man! Break time, let's get our Twig-master on!
Stoner 2- Chyeah alright man! Group penetration has never been this fun!
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Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.
When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.
They were wed soon after.
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A bad motherfucker when it comes to electricity. Godlike. A mixture between Tesla and Jesus. An N. E. C. Code guru. Not to be fucked with on the streets. When Alexander Bell invented the phone he had 2 missed calls from master nudd.
Master Nudd is an Electrical Wizard.
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When, in a video game, one runs at full speed to avoid the effects of gunfire and explosives, specifically area of effect explosions.
The theory goes, that if you Master Chief It with enough skill, no one can touch you until you slow down, hesitate or stop going in a straight line.
What the fuck dude, I couldn't shoot you for shit?!
Not surprised mate, I was Master Chiefing It like a bitch
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