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a sweet-heart who always knows what to say. He is loving and kind and very funny. But also knows how to be serious when he needs to be. Very athletic and not very bright...but is very street smart. Will someday be famous and rich. Michaels seem to go best with alisons or chelseas. As well as abbeys. they know how to be in a relationship and arent fakes or asswholes.
:) michael <3
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The absolute perfect person in every way imaginable. He is extremely sexy, nice, good-looking, funny, rich, smart, and cool. Every girl he knows wishes she could be his girlfriend and soon marry him, and stay married forever. All of his many friends think he is so nice and funny. If you ever meet him you will instantly fall in love if you're a girl.
Oh Michael, he's just the perfect person and very sexy and good-looking too.
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this nigga fucks yo girl like its going outta style
michael: oh yeah girl yeah slurp dat dick till da cum lemme smak ya ass like a drum
Girl: oh thank you dady uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh yes yes yes oh my god keep cuming dady
Michael: thanks for letting me fuck you
girl: thank you michael cum dady sperm dady.
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a dude who has mixed personalities ,but can be a ASSHOLE at times , He is semi-chubby,
michael me!!
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the act of a man performing fellatio on himself
Guy 1: Go fuck yourself man
Guy 2: Why thank you,I will go home and michael myself
the michael
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used as a verb it explains how bad ass someone is being. as a noun it is said to be the single most bad ass living thing in the universe. ancient scrolls indicate that a michael was discovered in the raunchy region of jamaica and was said to have been placed on earth by the mighty lax gods to increase the global bad ass meter. it is said to still be in existance and is plucking corners all over the place
(bro just ripped a lacrosse net with a behind-the-back crank) Guy #1 dude your such a michael lanahan
Guy #1-why are you so cool bro
Michael-its what i do. heres a free twag for your troubles
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Michael, a person who typically renders with a large penis with lots of friends. Michael usually has lots of friends and has been in many relationships. Michael is an overall cool person to be around.
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