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When a guy's ballsack is similar to a monkey's.
Peter Griffin: "RANDY FULLMAN?! I'm here to beat the crap out of you!"
Randy: "You can't peter, I have MS!'
Peter: "You hear that Chris? This guy has a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it!'
(n) 1. a person who gains sexual pleasure from getting defecated upon.
2. a person who enjoys eating faeces.
Bob: Dude, that chick I fucked last night wanted me to shit on her.
Pete: Ha! You picked up a scat monkey.
Someone who is not focused when they should be, very scatter brained when they should be cool calm and collected.
Imagine bringing a monkey to church.
George drove from dealership to dealership like an excited little church monkey, instead of taking time to update his notes.
(Noun) Used to describe any unidentifiable substance or substances which have a loose likeness to man fat.
1. Has someone covered the lemon drizzle cake with monkey smile?
2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.
Lump monkeys is a hunchback person with a growth the site of your fist on their back.
“Look at those crusty lump monkeys over there.”
In august 2019 a Youtube channel uploads a british man starts making fun of a gorilla in the Steam game called Ark, he ends up destroying his camera and himself because the gorilla was pissed
Hey look at this monkey
ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga x3
(Camera gets freaking destroyed by the gorilla)
>n. (pl. Fucking Monkeys)
2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.
Me - "That Fucking Monkey is so ugly..."
You - "It's because it metamorphosed."
Me - *vomit*