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When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.
It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.
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The attack mechanism of one farting in their hand and gradually approaching the enemy to stick the invisible death gas in their face.
(fart noise) Farts in hand* (walks up to K-dog):puts hand in face- NINJA DUST!
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A crime syndicate based in Melbourne, Australia, whose main purpose is to change language settings into Spanish. The leader of the organisation is the number one "Head Honcho". There are several officers who have command over their own sub-officers.
Their rival gang is the Negro Cowboys, who currently have a single member. The deadly Jamal Jordan.
Beware of the Espanol Ninjas!
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A person in dark clothing who darts out in front of your moving car at night. Any person appearing out of nowhere in an urban setting.
God damn these urban ninjas! You can never see where they come from. One day I'm gonna accidently run over one of these motherfuckers on the way to Taco Bell!
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I'm really surprised at how things are at the Ninja Library, very quiet !
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An entity, either homeless or appearing so, that practices the stealthy fictional arts of Karatsu, Tae Kung, etc. Usually carry at least one eating utensil as a weapon. You can find at least one of these in Grand Central.
The Hobo Ninja would have used his centered force to drop a mountain on you, but the soup kitchen opened early.
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When a person succsessfully clips a black binder clip to your clothing.
"Dude you got a binder clip on your shirt you got ninjaed"
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