Jimmied-up

1.To use ones head to engineer a solution to an existing problem,
2.to illegally configure something for ones advantace
both usually done by irish or scotts-men as they just seem to be good at that stuff

1.Sean- "Hey Stewie, how are you mounting your speakers on the wall?"
Stewie- "I jimmied-up some shelves from some scrap paper and used an old shoe string to support it."

2. "Wow those fuckers jimmied-up some cable over there, meanwhile use douches are payin hard"

Jimmy Hall's

Rhyming slang for balls, as in testies. Can be shortened to Jimmys.

"Hey doc, I'm experiencing some minor irritation down stairs."
"On the Jimmy Hall's?"
(patient nods)

or

"Well...this is a real kick in the Jimmys"

Jimmy Jam

A phrase coined in Essex, Maryland used to describe popular items. Can also be used to describe a people, places and things. Also known as Jimmy-jamz.

"Yo, you like my new Jimmy Jam? Them new Nike's?"

Jimmy bird

Jimmy bird is an:
idiot
stupid
dumb
Or
retarded

#1: Stop being a jimmy bird.
#2: You fucking jimmy bird.
#3: Look at that jimmy bird kid.

Bobby Jimmy

Bobby Jimmy is more than just a southern gentleman. He is a mysterious sort of man, world traveler. Likes to work with his hands. Loves to drink wine and prefers to drink it straight from the bottle. Some hear a name like Bobby Jimmy and think country bumpkin. That is simply not true.

We should buy Bobby Jimmy a bottle of wine.

Jimmy Smitts

a gay ginger

What up Jimmy Smitts!

Jimmy Smitts

1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smitts in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.

2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.

1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smitts last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smitts instead."

2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smitts."