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A form of food foreplay performed by scrambling enough eggs to fill a girls panties before putting a breakfast sausage in her twat. A compelling breakfast as you are able to do a body shot of maple syrup before eating your way through the eggs to the sausage.
Sorry for being late; you know me and Betty had to get our Jimmy Dean on for breakfast.
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1.To use ones head to engineer a solution to an existing problem,
2.to illegally configure something for ones advantace
both usually done by irish or scotts-men as they just seem to be good at that stuff
1.Sean- "Hey Stewie, how are you mounting your speakers on the wall?"
Stewie- "I jimmied-up some shelves from some scrap paper and used an old shoe string to support it."
2. "Wow those fuckers jimmied-up some cable over there, meanwhile use douches are payin hard"
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Rhyming slang for balls, as in testies. Can be shortened to Jimmys.
"Hey doc, I'm experiencing some minor irritation down stairs."
"On the Jimmy Hall's?"
(patient nods)
or
"Well...this is a real kick in the Jimmys"
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A phrase coined in Essex, Maryland used to describe popular items. Can also be used to describe a people, places and things. Also known as Jimmy-jamz.
"Yo, you like my new Jimmy Jam? Them new Nike's?"
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Jimmy bird is an:
idiot
stupid
dumb
Or
retarded
#1: Stop being a jimmy bird.
#2: You fucking jimmy bird.
#3: Look at that jimmy bird kid.
1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smitts in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.
2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smitts last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smitts instead."
2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smitts."