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When you stick a pop tart in a girl's vagina and fuck her in the ass until it pops out, and then make her eat said poptart.
Random Kid: Eww i hear she had a dutch baby
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Beneath the bedclothes after someone has played ‘Reveille' on the botty bugle.
"A Dutch Oven is the art of cooking ones partners' head beneath the bedclothes using cabbage-gas, made popular by Emperor Julius Ceaser during the hieght of Roman rule in Europe". (Adam Hart-Davies, from the popular TV series 'What the Romans did for us, 2003')
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A sexual act in which the male takes a shit on a pillow and then shoves the females face into it whilst he fucks her doggy style.
Stephanie told me that Kevin tried to Dutch Pillow her last night.
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An abortion in which the father, or man that the woman convinces is the father, go in 50/50 on the cost of her abortion.
Man: "How much is the procedure, $300?"
Woman: "Yeah"
Man: "I’ve only got $150, lets do a Dutch abortion."
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Coined by Kevin Smith's recent movie "Zach and Miri Make a Porno" by the character Lester the Molester..It involves 2 people(1 male and 1 male or female). The male takes out his dick and places his own hand on his dick, the other "person" grasps his open arm and moves it in a circular type motion, thus jerking him off. Note: When preformed with 2 guys this is not GAY because you are not touching his dick. Also see Double Dutch Rotor
"She wouldn't even give me a dutch rotor" "That guy told me he wasn't gay so he couldn't give me a dutch rotor" See: Double Dutch Rotor
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When you squeeze your ass cheeks together and take a shit. it comes out in a pancake shape and you roll it to look like a hayroll.
I'm going to make a Dutch Hayroll for my grandmother.
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