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A discharge of semen or cumshot so powerful it levelled half of Berlin. Contrary to popular belief, this extraordinary procedure was first performed by David Hasselhoff after his station in Berlin during world war 2 when it was invaded. His infantry squadron had run out of ammunition. As the tale goes, he unzipped himself, let out a rabid yelp, and a bright stream of incredible force shot from his hips with such raw power that in under 30 seconds, approximately fifty five percent of Berlin lay in ruin.
Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.
"To this day, my grandma still fears the massive german cumshot. She has nightmares about it 40 years after the fact."
"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."
"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."
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Sex positon, when you put your balls on the partner's eyes and you fart in their face
Beth was giving me head, and i pushed her down and gave her a german gas mask
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When you take someone and put them in a large box, take a shit on them and then kick them down a flight of stairs.
I gave her a German Bomb Shelter. She won't be coming back again.
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The German Pole vault is like one of those gross/outrageous sexual things that you always joke around with your friends like the Alaskan Pipeline but would never actually attempt. The German Pole vault however is not gross, but would generally end in injury (and embarassment).
The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.
Bro: Dude, she is so hot, I might try the German Pole Vault on her.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.
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This is like a Mexican hat dance. You have four people making a circle with a pivot person in the middle. One person is fisting from behind (German knuckle cake) while the person is front is servicing the other side. The other 2 people sit idle and wait for the rotation every 5 minutes. The view from above resembles a swastika.
You know it takes five nazis to pull off a German Hat Dance.
A very loud, annoying, fat kid who likes to scream at his computer, smash his keyboard, and talk to himself when he's loading/playing/losing in Unreal Tournament
"Start the game you son of a bitch I wanna playyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!"
"Yep,he's one messed up Angry German Kid alright..."
When a male slaps a girl(or male) in the face with his erect penis.
"Last night when my girlfriend was going down on me, I gave her the german night stick."
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