Random
Source Code
Random
When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse
John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster
Guy on the field who is clearly closeted and uses ultimate frisbee as a reason to touch dudes.
Did you see That guy out there on the field? Dude was clearly touchy pants. No doubt.
An extremely small penis.
"I was sitting on his lap and I felt his pants pinky poke me."
When a girl sends you nudes and since you have no abs and a small dick you send a picture of your pants collection
Girl 1: “omg I got sent a pant line it was so sexy”
Girl 2: “wow, by who”
Girl 1: “Theo Rowland Chips
Usually refering to a transexuall (most of the time japanese) woman with a pencil shaped penis. penis must be over one foot otherwise it is referred to as a "qibblesnaffer".
"Yo man have you seen that new japanese girl? She has a huge pant snake"
"Yeah man its all the way down to her kneecap!"
Someone who flirts a lot with anyone and anything.
Kelly is being a flirty-pants. Flirty with Jane and Ashley at the same time.
is person that doesnt wear pants and just walks/skates around in his or david jensens boxers. also doesnt stop touching you even when you flip out on him to stop.
thank god cody no pants isnt here