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An extremely small penis.
"I was sitting on his lap and I felt his pants pinky poke me."
When a girl sends you nudes and since you have no abs and a small dick you send a picture of your pants collection
Girl 1: “omg I got sent a pant line it was so sexy”
Girl 2: “wow, by who”
Girl 1: “Theo Rowland Chips
Guy on the field who is clearly closeted and uses ultimate frisbee as a reason to touch dudes.
Did you see That guy out there on the field? Dude was clearly touchy pants. No doubt.
When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse
John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster
This refers to a guy who gets so excited that he cums in his pants before he can get them off.
Joe hasn't been intimate with a woman in so long he juked in his pants when she smiled at him. He's a juky pants.
Someone who flirts a lot with anyone and anything.
Kelly is being a flirty-pants. Flirty with Jane and Ashley at the same time.
is person that doesnt wear pants and just walks/skates around in his or david jensens boxers. also doesnt stop touching you even when you flip out on him to stop.
thank god cody no pants isnt here
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