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When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.
In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
When a girl sends you nudes and since you have no abs and a small dick you send a picture of your pants collection
Girl 1: “omg I got sent a pant line it was so sexy”
Girl 2: “wow, by who”
Girl 1: “Theo Rowland Chips
Guy on the field who is clearly closeted and uses ultimate frisbee as a reason to touch dudes.
Did you see That guy out there on the field? Dude was clearly touchy pants. No doubt.
An extremely small penis.
"I was sitting on his lap and I felt his pants pinky poke me."
Someone who flirts a lot with anyone and anything.
Kelly is being a flirty-pants. Flirty with Jane and Ashley at the same time.
When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse
John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster
Being in an irritable, grumpy mood.
"Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants."
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