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Spending the weekend at your parents' house.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."
A way to express mild to extreme confusion (or offense) at someone else's words. Identical usage to excuse me. First coined by a DJ.
Wow, that is one great booty!
Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?
Globefohufoijsm.
Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?
A married couple that provides lavish gifts in exchange for sex
My sugar parents booked me hotel and bought me a bunch of ecstasy.
It is a gender nuteral term for Mom/Dad friend.
They are often the friend in the group who is the most responsible or like a parent. They might check in on the group the most and give advice and stop them from getting in trouble
"Jamie is such a parent friend, their always worrying about us getting in trouble"
Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.
The polite way of using your child as an excuse.
Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.
mega small penis, very gay, extra oily belly
ey, thats a parente right there!
yo, you sound like a parente right now
The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on