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A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.
“Don’t mind John dying over there, he just has the potato cough”
Getting mad baked, lying down on a hammock,and watching the clouds.
I was potato gazing all day yesterday.
a potato thats in the sky, and it is op.
I had a hyperspace potato for breakfast
The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....
When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy
When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.
Person who watches television while working out at home on a treadmill, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: elliptical potato, stationary bike potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i treadmill potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a treadmill potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
A Try hard youtuber who's channel fails but still puts "potato jedi" as username in every single game and the urban dictionary.
guy one: i have a sick youtubee account.
guy two: you're probably just a potato jedi