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December 11th-
National roast Sam day. National roast Sam day occurs on the 11th of December where all the non Sam's get to roast Sam.
Example-
Person 1: fuck you Sam
Person 2:what???
Person 1: it's national roast Sam day you dolt
When you fuck your cousin so hard her pussy falls out so you put some bread and mustard on it and eat her out.
Me: bro i ate a mississippi roast beef sandwich last night!
Friend: that sounds awesome, what is it?
Me: my cousin!
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I rather loose vagina found on nasty sloot doggies who sleep around a lot. Some men might find it attractive but others prefer a nice tight vagina. All personal preference.
"I noticed after Lucy stopped using her vibrator every night her roast beef sandwich tightened up" Ken
"I remember the first time you fucked, you had to stick your dick and her vibrator in at the same time" Ed
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A cut of pork roast from the hind end of a pig
My wife makes a delicious boston butt roast for Sunday dinner on special occasions
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An adapted drink ordered at pubs and clubs, often for those with a low tolerance to alcohol who do not want to order a shandy and face ridicule by their companions. Other potential reasons for ordering include hair of the dog and recent illness.
Ordering a beer in a lemonade sandwich format with the bottom and the top of the beer being given a bit of lemonade.
Also referred to as a Fister Spit Roast in Southern England Regions.
Bartender: What can I get you mate?
Nice Guy: Yeah, can I get 3 Fosters, a Strongbow Dark Fruits, a Rum 'n' Coke and...Matt, what did you want again?
Matt: A Fosters top and bottom please
Nice Guy: I'm not ordering that.
Bartender: It's fine. One Lager Spit Roast coming up.
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Ohjiro's favorite.
Ohjiro: "Thank you father. These are my favorite." -_-
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Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.
"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"
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