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When you give a girl a rimjob while simultaneously shocking her
Ben Seward likes to give every GL in ALOT rusty menorahs.
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When a guy take a dump in the ears and eyes of the girl counterpart stuffing them full of feces until she can no longer hear nor see whilst she proceeds to act like Helen Keller wailing about, using only her hands and mouth for the remainder of the foreplay.
My wife and I just got back from seeing the play "The Miracle Worker" and god knows she could go for a good rusty squirrel right about now.
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A fire-crotch, obviously a girl, someone that has red pubic hair.
Jeff- I was totally hitting that girl, then i saw she had a rusty peach and I had to back up.
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While Having anal sex with a woman, the man removes his penis. wipes it across the mouth and hopefully the teeth of the woman.
Erich "Last night i gave my girl a Rusty Grill"
Sam "Bro did you kiss her after?"
Erich "No way I went to the living room to finish watching the game."
Sam "Nice!"
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While having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, thumb is lubricated by the saliva from the mouth, and then is promptly inserted into the bumhole.
In the heat of passion, I gave her a rusty sussman. She was shocked but definitely satisfied.
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When you have anal sex with a chick and your dick comes out covered with poop.
I busted a nut in some chicks butt last night and when I pulled out I had a rusty bolt.
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when you take a shit on someone and it coils up on their chest resembling a rusty bedspring.
Claudia wanted a cleveland steamer but wound up with a rusty bedspring instead.
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