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When you nut on her grill then slap her in the face with a handful of dryer lint
Yo that chick from the salon came over last night and I gave her an Alabama salt and pepper
Hot paste and salt is the taste and texture described for male cum.
Based on real conversations with a friend and I in a couple senarios.
Us: So what does pussy taste like?
Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.
Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.
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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.
Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?
Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!
Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.
Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....
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A roll consisting of salt and nuts, normally more nuts and less salt. Made famous by it's picture on westcoaster.net
Mech Daddy: Hey man are you going to eat that salted nut roll?
Paul: No dude it's all yours.
Joe: I want half.
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Making cuts all over an individuals body and then throwing salt over the cuts.
Ill salt you up motherfucker...
That bitch got salted up good.
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A sexual act when you climax inside your partners nostrils.. giving them a salty smell.
smelling salts-sexual: you cum in a girls nose.
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Someone with both dandruff and lice.
Amy:Why are you breaking up with me?
Jack:Your hygiene is horrible. Your salt and pepper head is gross.
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Did u get some of that bitter brown salt last night?'
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