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Polish my seat

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.

Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat

by BBootyKing November 6, 2018


Thachery seating

Highest customer seating in a comic book store event. Most often used in the northwest and some along the east coast.

Damnit, I wanted the thachery seating at this event. I'm the best customer they ever had so I deserve it.

by Yarkanarnar May 11, 2024


Cop a seat

A british phrase that means "Get a seat".

Usually used when you and a friend wants to get seats quickly

"Come on George! Lets cop a seat."

by British fooker May 14, 2019


Right seat chump

A pilot with 0 PIC time (pilot in command) who got hired at the top through daddies connections.

Hey did you hear about John? He scored a gig at the majors !

Yeah he is a right seat chump though.

Oh what a shame ...

by Skygods January 23, 2022


Coffee Seat

It's when you put your arm around your friend's bag strap at the end of the school day and then you both spin around in circles.

It was the end of another school day, a dude was walking with his best friend to the car parking lot and he only had one strap around his shoulder so the friend put HIS arm around the other free strap and they together spun around in circles; the act was coffee seat as.

by Weirdass defintions November 3, 2018


Is this seat taken?

When one requests if a seat close to a person is awaiting to be occupied by another person. Usually the phrase, “Is this seat taken” is uttered in public spaces such as buses, planes, or trains; where supposed travelers may move together.

Person A: Sits on a bus seat
Person B: “Is this seat taken?”
Person A: “No, it isn’t”
Person B: Calmly, sits adjacent to Person A.

Nothing novel or humorous transpires to keep the readers interest.

by DrAccius January 2, 2022


Seat Ibiza

A thing with 4 wheels with a slow Diesel engine. It often produces a lot of smoke

Guy 1: OMG! Is that a fire?
Guy 2: No. It’s just a douchebag showing off his seat ibiza

by azeiteiro25 April 28, 2021