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A superstitious belief that food can remain in contact with the ground (no matter what's on it...?) and still be edible.
*Eddie drops a rasberry onto dogcrap by accident while walking with Bill*
Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.
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When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.
What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!
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A girl who seems hot at first, but then you realize her to be much less attractive than you previously had hoped.
That girl was fine, but it turned out she was a one-second wonder.
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The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance
c. Socially retarded
Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.
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The feeling that you are getting dumber by the minute, not from the beer, but from the stupid person near you that won't shut up.
"The second-hand stupid from Billy's girlfriend is frying my brain. I can't think anymore."
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When receiving oral sex it is a common courtesy to let the woman know that you are close to orgasm, so she doesn't blind herself or choke to death on your seed...
"Are you still seeing Sloop??"
"I don't think so; I failed to give her the ten second tap last weekend and she hasn't returned my calls since then"
"Bummer"
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A car that can drive a quarter mile in as fast as 10.999-10.000 seconds
A car that can drive a quarter miles in less than 10.000 seconds is considered a 9 second car, or an 8 second car, and so on depending on how fast the car drives in the quarter mile.
10 second cars are total weaksauce, they are just all the rage on the internet.
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