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Person 1: Aw man heβs such a simp!
Person 2: Whatβs a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Whoβs joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy
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Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat
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a shameful, pathetic one of the usual male species, but the term is for both of kind.
the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.
stop simping for her pls shes already taken :(
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S.I.M.P is squirrels in my pants a song sung by Candace in the show Phineas and Ferb
I love that song SIMP
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girl:my friends name is andrew
other girl: he is a simp
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A girl who's pussy looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
Guy 1: I imagine I'm making out with Homer Simpson when I eat out Simps.
Guy 2: That's gay.
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Treating the one you love right and making sure they are loved and care for correctly and putting as much effort into them as possible
Mike: You see that guy over there? He spent he whole weekend with his girl and writes her paragraphs all the time and buys her flowers and does a ton of stuff for her!
Carson: What a simp.
Mike: Its not a bad thing? He's treating his girl as he should.
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