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Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?
Any legend who can ride a jet ski for longer then an hour without getting tired out.
That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.
Someone who takes substances that alters there normal self to a point where they feel like they are dying but have learnt to stabiles /and or ride it out and go with it.
I took so much X, I was riding skies in the rave.
Not your grandmother’s kolache.
When you try to drunk text the word kolache and auto correct can’t help you. 🤦
Don’t forget to bring the Kilo Skied!
relating to sex.
Bro I went home with a girl last night and we played with neon ski masks.
Since Skidoo trails are mostly located in rural areas, it is used to signifiy a rural born and raised narrow-minded inhabitant, who shows misplaced confidence about subjects they legitimately could be aware of by only getting out of the only city they know. Unfortunately, he consciously refuses to and by doing so, he embraces the role society made up for him: The guardian of green spaces and old school values. In much rarer cases of acceptance, a Skidoo can merge as one entity with the vehicle, making it impossible to come back.
Person 1: Oh god, I hate muslims, they are invasives and try to tell us what to do in our country.
Person 2: Shut up fuckin' ski-doo, there is not a single muslim living in a 300 km radius near you. Pack your shit together and just leave ski-doo-town before it's too late.