stupid phone

The opposite of a "smart" phone.

This stupid phone is a relic! I cannot download any apps.

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Stupid Bint

Stupid whore or tart

Tart: what's 2+2?
Alex: 4 you stupid bint!

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Stupid Stoop

1. The occurrence of stupidity, laziness, loafing, and lack of thought

2. A place to sleep when all else fails

3. A place of interest established by the mean street posse

"Let's leave Zach at home, put Edmund in a taxi, and go to the Stupid Stoop"

"Before yall go to Utah, we should go to the Stupid Stoop"

"Why is there a fuckin bum on our stupid stoop?"

"Only on the stupid stoop would Masudur and Luka kiss each other's neck"

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Breathtakingly stupid

The experience you get when you interact with someone so mind bogglingly stupid that while in their presence you actually find it hard to breath.

Like breathtakingly beautiful…only stupid.

Adv

“Eric’s so breathtakingly stupid I had to get away from him before I passed out.”

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Stupid Dumb

Not to be taken literally, but an exaggeration of how someone or something as such is existing; an uber compliment or descriptor.

That girl is stupid dumb fine, it’s not even funny.

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stupid bitch

a big bitch thats short of temper that doesnt know when to stop talking. also, she tries to get in on conversations but everyone tries to ignore her and she mumbles. her doctor just realized that she has a weight problem and has assigned a calorie book. so damn annoying and tries to be better than anyone else. never in a good mood yet always says "im not in a good mood today". eats a big ass lunch but still asks people for more. never does homework and asks everyone else for it and ppl relunctantly gives it to her. i dont know how anyone can stand her yet she has a boyfriend. although, hes a stupid korean guy so it kind of makes sense. i wont mention her last name in case she finds out and comes to eat me, but her first name is alicia.

that stupid bitch alicia just ate dana because she told her to calm down

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voter stupidity

An extremely long urban dictionary definition that no one reads in the end because they do not have time to read bitching at its best. therefore they turn to this definition.

The Voting into office of Scott Brown.

Now that Scott Brown is elected, we can sleep safely knowing that our health care bill and american rights as we know it are vanquished all because of the shift of majority of the house to republican control

Swizzie: I can't get get decent healthcare in Massachusetts

Dozer: well were all screwed because of your damn Voter Stupidity.

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