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to take a nap, to go to sleep
I am tired. I'm going top crash for a lil.
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When you spent money on something you didn't intend to buy, your top lip extends beyond your bottom lip.
After work my girl asked to stop for a drink, on her, when the bill comes she says she forgot my wallet so I top lipped and paid.
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The physical act whereby the male, with aid of lubricant (frequently sweat) , performs intercourse with the folds of skin which hang over a woman's low-rise jeans.
Paul was so into the new girl he got into muffin-topping her in the stairwell.
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A man whose unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes them a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.
Who is that man? I have been watching him and he doesn't seem to lose.
Must be a Top G
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in hockey: when you make the golie look like a total whore by sniping his ass over the shouldar short side high. this also causes the WHOLE crowd to get a raging boner (women grow penises just for this, then shed them and feed them to small children after telling them itds a hot dogg) and you celly the piss out of your whole team by riding the stick while flying.
I sniped luke top cheddar bro.
Oh shit really?
yeah. hes now a nurf herder.
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they are talking about Grey Goose Vodka due to the familiar blue lable on the top.
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A word used to describe one whos fat is desperately trying to escape the suffication from tight jeans resulting in the fat tumbeling over.
Shayna is such a fatass look at her muffin top!
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