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America's hairy, hemorrhoid-ridden asshole.
We're all embarrassed it's there, and we don't like to talk about. But we have to live with the fact it's just... there.
Douchebag from New Jersey: "Nah, Jersey's fucking great. Represent! We got 7-11's and, uh... I think Kevin Smith was born here! It's just jelly New Yorkers who hate us! We're fucking kings!"
Normal Human Being: "I literally just watched you scream and threaten to punch some kid in the face because she wouldn't loan you $10 for a pack of Salems and a can of Milwaukee's Best."
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New Jersey is SCUM. In every possible way.
Home to some of the most dangerous overall cities in the country: Newark, Camden, Trenton, Paterson, etc.
Any so-called culture the state has is the SAME EXACT thing as NY's and Philly's..
Not all of it is industrialized, but mostly suburban. There is very little natural beauty left, though.
There's a shore? YAY!!!! No other states have that, right?? Gimme a break.
Yes, there is no school on Jewish holidays. Just goes to show how annoyingly liberal the state is.
The difference between NY and NJ? NJ is in the way.
The people of New Jersey love to think they're hot shit, when really they're full of it. And yes, I can say that, because I've lived here all my life.
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Hi- I have been living in New Jersey for nearly 11 years now-yeah, thats alot. I am going to give you everything, because i believe you should really be informed of what this place is about. Before i do so, i think you should know something about me. My life/family is interesting, we travel out alot, ive been to almost every state in the country, and many countries too. I have seen the world alot, more than most average people my age. Not to brag or anything, but its true. Ive been to Asia, Europe, etc.
Now New Jersey as a PLACE doesnt have much to offer. My parents always say that they think the "quality of life" has decreased greatly since they moved to New Jersey. So yes, New Jerseyians are sort of missing out on life. It is true. a good mall is basically out of state (from where i live..which is the central). On top of that, NOTHING is within walking distance. There is nothing to do in New Jersey, except maybe go to Six Flags in the summer, which is not to mention i think the best in America. Thats all we have honestly.
But this is not what really BUGS me about New Jersey. What really truely BUGS me are the people here. A lot of the people havent been anywhere out of state, which means the only thing theyve seen in their life is the garbage that New Jersey has to offer. On top of that, people are really rude. New Jersey is the most "in da hood" state ever! We got Newark, Camden, Jersey City...ect.
I am currently in High School, so i will give you a few examples of Jersey kids IN SCHOOL.
The people in my school really deserve to have a movie. If i wrote a book about them it would probably be a bestseller. You CANNOT find people like this anywhere else. They are very stupid, rude, and immature. They fight over bottle caps, gum, and curse at teachers. And what do the Jersey teachers do? They dont do anything and say "Oh, thats not very nice of you!"
For the most part they actually ENJOY the nonsense. They find it very entertaining...well who wouldnt?
On top of that they act really weird and thats cuz most of them are REALLY missing out on life. You will hear stupid dumbass comments like "that house is REALLY BLUE!!" and people will talk about it for quite a while.
Lunch periods in Jersey school goes like this:
girl: OH MY GOD do you like kuwala bears?
girl 2: OMG YES!!
they talk about it for the longest time.
Random people in lunchrooms make alot of noise, throw milk on the floor and at people, and scream random shit like "BAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" at random people.
You would think with all the teachers there for "supervision" things would change. Sadly, they havnt. This also represents greatly the politics of New Jersey itself.
This just comes to show the quality of the people that linger in this place. People also have NOOO MANNERS. You'll be walking, and a group of kids who THINK they are ghetto will "accidentally" bump into you becuase they have no presence of space and then instead of saying sorry, they will BURST OUT laughing and continue for 5 minutes. The sadness continues unfortunately...
People dont know how to behave, and are racist as HELL. On a bus there will be one mexican guy, and he will start yelling at the driver for no reason at all. The driver (in this scenario is asian..this is a real experience btw) and he will make ome SMALL driving mistake. So the mexican dude will be screaming "FUCK YOUUU!!! YOU CANT DRIVE!!!! CHING CHANG CHONG go back to china!!!" and will continue on. this is a school bus btw...
The point is people have no respect for one another in New Jersey, and talk REALLY FAST u cant understand a SHIT of what they are saying. it is usually about nonsense...
TO SUM UP: New Jersey has TERRIBLE people, its really ghetto in major cities but has a bunch of fakes in the suburbs, and you will seriously miss out on life. NO JOKE.
* My cousin came here for ONE DAY, met the people, and immediately said she would kill herself if she lived here.
** These are all based on PERSONAL experiences- so maybe North Jersey is a bit different!
New Jersey Conversations
Annoying Jersey Girl: OMG!! the ipod is the GREATEST invention in the world!!!
Outsider whispers to another Outsider: Wow, people here are sooo weird! I hate them!
Annoying Jersey Girl: OH MY GOD IS THAT AN OUTSIDER?? LET ME GO OVER AND CONTAMINATE THEM WITH MY WEIRDNESS!!
Outsiders: LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!
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Where I just moved to from New York City. The worst place in the world. Dirty, boring, and ugly. I don't say Yo, or 'down the shore'. Where all the lazy people come from. Princeton is the only good thing that comes from New Joisee. Noisy and over-populated. Bad drivers. See: shit
A: I'm from NJ
B: Enough said. You suck.
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When you're on the beach bangin' doggie style. To complete the Jersey Shore, you have to wet your finger by sticking it in the girls mouth. Then you stick that finger into the sand; making sure you get a sand-covered finger. Finally, you jam that finger into her ass so she knows who you are.
Honey, last night was great. What made you give me The Jersey Shore?
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The only state in the USA that's universally despised by both the South and the North!
"New Jersey: the Garden State! Yeah, right! If you're growing smokestacks!" -- George Carlin
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This state SUCKS. it smells. I live here, so i can say that. its gross. theres nothing to do. its not "urban" you cant walk ANYWHERE. i mean maybe compared to like pa. but please, they go to "the shore". the "shore" has no waves, heat, or cleanliness. its gross.
"Mom I don't feel good."
"Oh, we just entered New Jersey. It'll pass."
"EWW NEW JERSEY?!"
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