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Matthew

Matthew is not a very smart person. He lacks smartness. In other words he is STUPID.

Hey look Matthew failed a test

That’s typical Matthew

by I am the urban God May 7, 2018

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Matthew

The Most Gayest Guy On Earth And He Rapes People

That Dude Jack Is A Matthew

by BillyBobJoeWilly December 7, 2017

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.

Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.

by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 17, 2019

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Matthew

Gay ass kid

Ron is a Matthew

by Sunseaus January 22, 2020

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Matthew

Likes eating rice 24/7. He has a crush on the girl at school who watches anime and bts. His forehead depicts his future.

Matthew really likes that girl named Abooz. Wow, Matthew, you're so intelligent! 😳

by CJTB100 December 11, 2019

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


matthew

Biggest redneck who drives a AU Falcon

Matt, matt, Matthew

by Au falcons are gay May 29, 2017

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Matthew

a boy who is REALLY ugly and stupid

I would not want to be a Matthew.

by Hi what doing April 25, 2018

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