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Ten master

A woman who can instantly achieve a state of complete bliss by immersing herself in David Tennant.

When Jess found herself watching one of her Doctor Who DVDs while playing a David Tennant slideshow on YouTube and ordering Fright Night tickets online, she knew she had finally become a Ten master.

by MsRoseTyler November 9, 2011


Ten Cent Chump

Someone who wears second rate snapbacks, fake Jordans, South Pole or other cheap clothing because they can't afford anything better. A bum ass nigga

It could be your mom, brother or any welfare recipient can be defined as a ten cent chump.

by TriangleKiller July 6, 2013


Barrel of monkeys ten

Used to reference a number containing a seven(7), most commonly used for the number seventeen(17).

I think Barrel of monkeys ten is very confusing and ambiguous

by I’m not Kiki May 22, 2024


Ten in a Room

Ten in a room” is something that is able to be used rather than “the”. If you haven’t heard it before, that’s because it’s from Queen language. Look up “Queen Translator” for more information.

Ten in a room families gathered in ten in a room town square, preparing for war.

by Skyfall June 17, 2020


The Ten Commuffments

The Ten Commuffments

And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"

ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.

TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.

THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.

FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.

FIVE: Honor your Muff's.

SIX: You shall not murder Muff.

SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.

EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.

NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.

TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.

Muff: Live life by the code of Muffism.

Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?

Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...

by Muffism June 2, 2010


Ten centered orgy

A type of orgy where a "ten" is chosen to be the center. That is by the woman rating scale a one is the worst and a ten is the hottest babe possible. In the orgy every one has sex with the "center" including the other women and every one also has sex with who ever they want to but every one MUST have sex with the superhot babe who is the center and ofter a a chosen and equal number of times for each person at the orgy.

Lets have a ten centered orgy.

by The Fury 13 December 14, 2010

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false ten

When someone seems much hotter then they actually are because the other people around are ugly. For example, when you are at work, there's a limited amount of people to look at so the hottest person might seem like a 10 but they are actually a 6 because everyone else you work with is super ugly.

Our gym teacher is a false ten because all of the other teachers I work with are fat and ugly.

by Sisterkdog54 October 18, 2017