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When an individual (typically a guy) stealthily creeps up on a girl and bites her on the ass, making her jump in astonishment/pain. A ring of teeth marks signifies a good shark bite.
The shark bite was perfected by a rugby team in Flagstaff, AZ (the Landsharks), where numerous tickets/jail time have been delivered for such actions.
The Landsharks' fullback holds the record for the most shark bites given in one day -- 71.
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When your with a girl who uses too much teeth when she gives you head!
Dude I took my blind date home last night and she went down on me..dude all she did was shark bite! All over my shit!
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First get your girlfriend to stand naked facing a wall, next you go to the other side of the room, place your hands behind your head, (as to make fins) sing the theme song to Jaws and run full speed at her arse with your errect cock.
From Da Lord Nikon
Oh My god cletus! I Sharked your sis!.
Can I have a shot brother?
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The person who gives head and frequently scrapes their teeth on the penis. See tiger shark
My priest always would baby shark me.
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When you have aggressive sex with your lady friend in a pool of water, preferably an ocean, while she is on her period leading to a scene reminiscent of a shark attack!
My girlfriend forgot to tell me she was on her period when I was banging her in the pool and it looked like a Shark Attack scene from Jaws!
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a girl sits over in the corner (naked of course) with her knees above her head and her back on the floor (make sure she crying of fear it makes it better)then you get a running start and flap your hands on the side of your head behind your ears like gills(causing you to look like a shark) then growl and when you get close enough hop in the air and land pounding your dick painfully hard into the woman's vagina (BIG AL)
Big Al had that bitch set up perfect for an angry shark.
Sindy all fucked up she just got angry sharked.
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(named after Sean "the Muscle Shark" Sherk, UFC champ)
1: An incredibly buff individual who one would suspect of using steroids.
2:Refering to ones self as buff, or attempting to get buff
1: man! arnold used to be a muscle shark back in the day
2:im gonna go get my muscle shark on at the gym!
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