smoke weed

to take marijuana and smoke it in the form of a blunt, joint, in a bong, pipe, bubbler, vaporizor, valcano, perculator, or roar.

Damn, I wanna smoke weed so bad!

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weed santa

n. A person who constantly and gladly shares their marijuana.

Speaker 1 "You're always sharing you weed man. You are my weed santa."
Speaker 2 "You know what, I am. I really am."

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milf weed

Awesome weed grown and distributed by a MILF

Its the MILF weed, nigga just cant quit
Its the MILF weed, nigga can i get another hit?

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mom weed

weed taken from your mom with or without her knowledge

Girl: I got this weed out my moms top drawer lez blaze it
Another girl: girl that's mom weed!
Girl: so
Another girl: spark it up

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weed fairy

the best fairy in the world. give you weed/weed money mysteriously when you need it most.

amber: "the weed fairy visited last night, now i can finally buy some bud"
seje: "that's my favorite fairy!"

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Weed Hump

the screwing of someone who is stoned while you are stoned

I smoked a blunt with my boyfriend then i got a good weed humping

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shit weed

Cannabis which is home grown but yet when you smoke it all you can taste is dirt.

1) "Dammit Allen, you bought shit weed again."

2) If I wanted to smoke dirt, I would of smoked dirt! This shit weed sucks!

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