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The frequent sensation that your phone is vibrating in your back pocket when, in fact, it is not. This is usually associated with shifting internal gas or the anticipation of a booty text.
Todd texted me the "What's up" and we hooked up the other week, but since then, nothin. I 've developed a bad case of PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome.
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When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe there’s nothing there
I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit
When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom
"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"
when you go to the bathroom, complain about shit being there in the toilet, you ask everyone, and then no one admits to shitting there.
Bruh i was trying to pee but then i saw a phantom shit that i didnt even put
Phantom reminiscence takes place when one seems to reminisce about a past event that did not actually take place.
Dude 1: Why did you not come to me yesterday? I called you up twice.
Dude 2: But, you did not. A phantom reminiscence, I think.
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When In a pitch black room with a woman, you proceed secretly shove a finger in the woman’s vagina and in a low ouch voice say “phantom finger”
I gave this girl the phantom finger last night.
when you falsely tag someone on facebook at a location with you
Seriously, I was not a Qdoba...I was really at the hospital. Tina was phantom tagging me again!