May 21

Beautiful and caring. You get frustrated and annoyed very easily, and you sometimes let it out on in e person. You love your family but you sometimes wish to give up! It is also a day when at about 5:00 pm you tell your mom 5 nice things about her

Daughter: mom, mom

Mom: hold on.
Daughter:mommy

Mom: WHAT DO YOU WANT!
Daughter:I was going to say I love you but I’m glad I wasn’t born on May 21.

18👍 5👎

May 19th

The day of smoking weed, where all potheads get high and chill. Friend gather to smoke and have fun and bust missions

Someone: dude it’s may 19th, we have to go smoke weed and bust missions

46👍 17👎

Do Mai

Fuck you or screw you. It's a term vietnamese alway use to express there anger or happiness.

I got my new car! Do Mai !

67👍 28👎

May 25th

Everyone born on this day is automatically the best person on this earth. Specially people named Lisa, Noa, Mike, Emily and Julia.

Person1: Omg! She's the best!
Person2: Ofc She's born on may 25th!

10👍 2👎

May 29

National send nude$ day. You can send noods without being a hoe

you: ayo shawty it’s may 29…
someone: shit

13👍 2👎

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

10👍 2👎

Tim-may!

It could mean absolutly anything

Mr. Garison-"God damnit Timmy, your grades are horrible and you never do your work!"
Timmy-"TIM-MAY!"

30👍 10👎