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Simon is the best guy on earth. Everone likes him and want to get his children. In the group of his friends, he is the most clever and best looking one. His knowledge and genious is astonishing and has an unbelievable humor.
No other Person is as good as Simon.
Simon has a gigantic massive horse cock. Who is unbelievably good in bed. Like RELLEY! GOOD!!!.
Girl 1." Girllll how is he so good in bed".
Girl 2." It's SIMON He is always THAT good!".
Simon is a short mid 50s Yorkshire man who says the n word and can get away with it. He also compliments younger girls making them uncomfortable. He loves himself too much.
A guy that can get every girl with his huge cock. His cock is 38 inches long and it perfect in every way.
"You are a bit of a Simon", " Yea I often get all the girls with my big cock"
he is small and love to o the dog great hair but little balls nooooooooo he always proud of himselg even when he say he has a small bic
A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.
Joe: Hey, Simon fucked my girlfriend last night
Bob: me too!
Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.
"Wow his cock is tiny, but he still gets girls"
" That's who he is, just a Simon