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A penguin biscuit that actually has a good joke.
Charlie: "Hey man, can i read your penguin wrapper joke?"
Eithel: "Why bother, the jokes on it are so bad"
Charlie:" You never know you might have a seldom Peg-Bis"
*Looks at wrapper*
Q. What do penguins sing to each other on their birthdays ?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow
Charlie: "No not this time."
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Sci-fi-bi is the act of liking both Star Trek and Star Wars. Both of which are heavily disputed amongst the opposing fans. Someone who is sci-fi-bi does not participate in discussions asking "can Vader crush the entire borg race with his mind?" or "could Captain Kirk kick Luke Skywalker's ass?" Instead, a sci-fi-bi knows that both are of differing worlds and therefore are not able to be compared in any way.
"Which is cooler, Star Trek or Star Wars?"
"I like both...I'm sci-fi-bi."
"Weirdo..."
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Sex between 2 bisexual women and 4
Heterosexual men
Sara and Stacy never dreamed they would be in a 2 bi 4. Next thing you know there were four naked men.
when you have known someone of the same sex for many years and do sexual favors for eachother, without feeling gay about it. for males it's usually sucking eachother or jerking eachtother off. to help not feel gay about this, try watching porn while they suck or jerk you. for women, usually they use dildos or finger or lick eachother. once again, use porn to help.
guy 1: hey you want to go down to your basement and do a little something something?
guy 2: i guess so, let me just grab my ipod.
guy 1: why?
guy 2: so i can watch this milf suck this guys dick POV so i dont feel gay.
guy 1: good idea.
guy 1 is a bi-friend-fucker.
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a relationship between couples who get together, then split up, then get back together multiple times in a short time-frame
Jason: "Are Sally and Jack together again?"
Susan: "Yea, they are. This is the fourth time they got back together this week."
Jason: " Man. they must have a bi-polar relationship."
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Bi-curious george is
someone who doesnt quite know if they are gay or straight and they're willing to try something new... secretely.
Tonya: He's living with like four other gay guys.
Sylvia: Is he trying to pull a {bi-curious george}
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