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A malignant condition affecting the intelligence portion of human brains, particularly female; symptoms are child molestation, partying to awful music, and creating horrendous renditions of Justin Bieber's lackluster songs at the top of one's lungs; believed to be caused by the prepubescent voice of one Justin Bieber; irreparable damage caused to brain cells; can be temporarily relieved by male singers who can vocalize at a lower pitch than Mariah Carey.
Fangirl 1: "omgg justin is lyk hott i wanna be his shawty :) :)"
Fangirl 2: "ikr omg justin biber i luv"
Troll: "You guys are pathetic."
Fangirl 1: "OMG U PATETIHC WHOR UR JUST JELOUSS OF JUSTIN!!! GET A LIFFEEEE!!!!!!"
Fangirl 2: "u r such a pointleesss b**** justin is amazing and so hottttt and sings so beautifully ur jus jelus GTFO"
Troll: "I spy an acute case of Bieber-itis. Doctors have just found the recent cure for cases like you two...."
Fangirls 1 and 2 (in unison): "OMG LYK WHATTTT?! WHATU SAYIN B****?!?!!?!?!!?!!1!111!!111!"
Troll: "...Wanna listen to...say..."*links to decent songs*
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A Justin Bieber is often seen as the sexist man alive and that speculation is agreed to by many as he honestly is. The mere sight of his face can cause pregnancy to girls in almost a second. There are many different forms of Justin as his look,style and hair is constantly changing. If one Justin isn't for you another one is.
"wow I totally just saw a Justin Bieber"
"no way dude that's so rare your gonna get pregnant"
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Honestly, Justin bieber is my inspiration. I haven't always been a "Belieber," though. I used to be as ignorant as the people who wrote some of these horrible deffinitions. But I came to realise, he is seriously so sweet & giving. He is down to Earth, and he stays grounded. His voice may not have always been perfect, but now, it is deep and sounds so mature. I really do love him so much, and I love the fact that his smile alone can make me so happy. He gets so much hate, and he is just living his dream and doing what he loves. He doesn't deserve it. He may not sing your favorite music; but how would you like if YOUR favorite artist got bashed like he does? If you don't like him, don't concern yourself with him.
JUSTIN BIEBER & HIS BELIEBERS RUN THE WORLD, YOU MAD?
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The hairstyle of the hit young celebrity "Justin Bieber."
If you are not familiar with him I'll tell you a little information about him. Justin Drew Bieber, born March 1, 1994, is a young, handsome, talented celebrity. He can dance, sings pop and R&B, and can play guitar, piano, percussion, and trumpet. His career hit off when he was seen on youtube and offered to have a musical contract with Usher. Justin Bieber agreed and moved from Ontario, Canada to Atlanta, Georgia where he currently lives. Anyways, back to Bieber cut. It's this celebrity's hair which is adored by many fans. People just believe it "flips" and "knows where it wants to go." When guest-starring on Saturday Night Live, Justin Bieber was recognized in the skit for his fabulous hair.
I can't believe how lovely that Bieber Cut is.
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Justin Bieber is a talented 18 year old Canadian, most of people hate him for literally no reason at all. His music video "Baby" is the most disliked video on Youtube, people dislike it and call him untalented and stuff. But grow up, you know he's talented, there's at least one song you like by him. It's like a fashion trend to hate on Justin Bieber. Some people call him gay, but grow up, he's with Selena Gomez, gay people don't date people of the opposite gender. Some other people call his music "shit" and "his fans don't know what real music is" no, his music is real good and he's pretty talented indeed. And if his music isn't real music, what do you call "Gangnam Style"? It's a song sung by a Korean man (whom in the matter of fact can't sing at all) and 99% of the people don't understand 95% of what he says, and they still like it for no reason and dislike real artists. Some people call him "A 10 years old girl" in the matter of fact, people who call him that are 10 years old boys who haven't even hit puberty yet and are still in freaking primary school. He got a real kind heart, example: he donated 1,000,000$ for Japan, he visits hospitals, he has done so much for charity. This boy doesn't deserve any hate, and just for you to know, when you hate one someone, it doesn't show nothing about them, but it shows so much about YOU. Grow up and stop all the celebrity hate because you look like a fucking idiot.
"Justin Bieber is gay, he can't even sing, why does he even have fans?"
"Justin Bieber? That 9 years old girl who thinks she's a boy?"
Like, bitch please, grow the fuck up you immature piece of fuck.
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When a cat is kneading on your leg close to the inner thigh and his claw gets stuck in the the man's urethra causing the man to jerk forward and causing the cat's claw to cut open the man's penis to the base of the head. This cut then proceeds to leak a mixture of blood and semen similar in color to the female's vagina.
My cat gave me a justin bieber and I threw that son of a bitch across the room.
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the asian variant of Justin Bieber. these kind of people usually live suburbs of cities such as San Diego, Seattle, San Francisco occasionally Houston. They are of Indian, Korean, Japanese or Chinese descent. They dress like Justin Beiber because they want to pick up white girls. They sport Atlanta baseball hats even though they have probably never been to Atlanta or touched a baseball along with some supra or osiris high-tops some skinny white pants and possible a vest and stylish hairdo. All of these qualities and you have one fine ass Asian Bieber on your hands. They dress like Justin Beiber because they want to pick up white girls.
Cole: eh, john did you see that fucking asian bieber.
John: yea he needs to row his fucken boat back to china.
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