The one who serves the best head. Giver of super noodles.
Dodo-Yo nick? What's good?
Nick- bro I just got a Boston flight.
Dodo-who was the Boston flight attendant?
Nick- some beezie I forgot her name
A blowjob while the female has ice in her mouth
The girl I met at the bar last night gave me a Boston beer cooler
When a woman (or man) soaks a tampon in Irish Whiskey, then inserts it into their vagina and/or butthole.
My alcoholic dad likes a good “Boston Cotton Ball.”
A proud resident of Boston, Massachusetts; that was given the name of Jared from his mother. He may find information about anyone mostly from Porn Hub advertisements listing things about you. He claims to be retired, but he can get information quickly from his discord server of minions. He still lives with his mother… location is unknown. Some suspect he is still in Boston Massachusetts. If you hear from him, please report it.
Someone: “How do you know where i live and who i live with Jared from Boston?”
Jared from Boston: “I found it in a Porn Hub Advertisement.”
The delicate practice of using weights to stretch a womans clitoris to the length of eventually curling up like a fiddle head.
It took Michelle 3 weeks to expand into a nice fiddle head.
I love her new look.
the boston fiddle head.
The act of shitting in a hot tub, cranking up the heat, then making someone get in it.
I told your mother that if she wanted to get in my pants, she had to let me give her a boston bubble bath.
the term comes from the act of queefing while going through the menstrual cycle.
man i just boston clam chowdered all over my undies, someone got a tampon?!
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