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When a woman shits on a man's nutsack.
"Barbara and I shared a colon-cannon rice cake last night. It was magical."
"Neat-o man!"
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A cool song I never knew existed. I am listening to it right now. It is cool.
Me to my friend: Hey what are you listening to?
Friend: Gigolo.
Me: What???
Friend: this (gives me headphones)
Me: cool.
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A legendary and powerful weapon used by the Inuisei Amanto when they first arrived on Earth and it gave them an overwhelming advantage over the Earthlings, assuring their takeover of Edo and Earth. This weapon was also used in several other galactic wars throughout history.
Isn't that a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, oh it's high quality too.
Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)
Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK
Massive Cock with big balls
Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon is a legendary & powerful weapon used to penetrate holes for satisfaction.
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good
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An literal cannon that shoots thots
Thats the most powerful thot cannon i’ve ever seen!