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One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.
Often used to find out natural hair color.
In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!
Friend: What?
Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!
Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Me: YEEEHH
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After you blow your load on to her stomach you shave your grundle hair onto the load and go back at it for round 2. Its magical
Jon wasnt feeling the magic so he took that bitch for a Magic Carpet Ride
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A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.
"Not to be weird, but do the curtains match the carpet?"
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Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?
Hey, you've seen Christine, right.
Yeah, why
Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?
No, but the carpet matches the curtains
Oh, thanks.
curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,
welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair
Another way of saying you wanna have sex with a woman. The carpet is refering to the vagina.
"Dude, I just wanna tear her carpet up all night long!"
Austin: "Dane, you should totally tear her carpet up later."
Dane: "Okay."
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For one person to light the entire bowl in the first hit of marijuana in a session made up of 2 or more people.
I'm carpet bombing this one bitches!
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When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.
William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.
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