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Quirky Engineer

When you stick your dick inside a girl, right after your buddy came inside her, and you get his cum all over your dick.

The worst thing about a Quirky Engineer is that you get your buddy's cum all over your dick!

by Deeznutz091980 March 28, 2024


Crypto Earning Engineer

An individual who earns cryptocurrency as a living. Crytpo earnings are generated via buying and holding, staking, mining, or setting up Masternodes.

After years of dabbling in crypto, I am now able to be a full time crypto earning engineer. I generate crypto daily by trading, staking, mining, and setting up masternodes.

by Mr. Crypto February 14, 2022


Vessel engineer

Relys on vessel wiper to do the majority of the work. Doesn't cook doesn't clean just complains

Kenny is such a Vessel engineer

by Vessel wiper March 7, 2023


Vessel engineer

Relys on the vessel wiper to do the work, doesn't cook doesn't clean just eats and bitches about dumb shit

Kenny is such a vessel engineer

by Vessel wiper March 7, 2023


QA engineer

I'm literally the first of that.... And the BEST... I literally created several bombs and a chaff grenade... And money generators... And a fighting style... And A.I.... I'm a Goddamn genius... Holy shit am I smart! Wow! I even surprise myself... And when I die I'm going to kill God! So, there that too!

Hym "Oh! Is that what I'm called? QA engineer? Eat that coding nerds! That's what you get for learning how to do things! Should have sat around playing video games and masterbating!"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024


energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.

"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."

by NotAnEnergySystemsEngineer April 2, 2014


human factors engineering

i) the process and effects of intentionally playing on a persons attributes to achieve a goal, either directly or indirectly.

I didnt want Amy going out with Mark, but i knew she was planning to go out with him on friday, so i relied on Jenny's gossip mouth by telling her best friend Cathy that Mark had VD. She told everyone else and Amy went out with me instead. Ingenious human factors engineering

by cybayob February 5, 2004