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Total Football

Derived from Johan Cruyff's theory of having a soccer team full of midfielders, that can fulfill all roles on a soccer pitch. It relates in this sense to not specialising in your current group of friends and diversifying and incorporating more people into a circle of friends. Metaphorically speaking, no specialest just a big group of midfielders, that constantly expands and grows.

We are going to have a Total Football weekend, inviting a whole lot of different people with the hope of everyone getting along and becomming friends.

by supergeesh September 15, 2011

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little green footballs

Political and whimsical, influential and controversial blog entirely designed and run by Charles Johnson. Famously flipped from center-right to center-left in the aftermath of the 2008 US elections, alienating many of its traditional readers and allies either in an attempt to maintain a rational, centrist outlook or else to remain patriotic and loyal to whichever party holds office.

I made a few death threats and my account got deleted, but I just read a comment by someone who thinks women should be able to abort their rape pregnancies, an actual child-killer, and his account is still there! Little Green Footballs sure ain't what I thought it was, I'm going back to NASCAR and the KKK.

by DeV100 January 16, 2011

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Rangers Football Club

A football club supported by racists and biggots. They will never beat Celtic and will never win the league.

Person 1: Have you heard of Rangers Football Club?
Person 2: No, but I have heard of Celtic ;)

by yeeetskrrrtmofo August 10, 2018

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backstop of a football team

What any hardcore feminist or otherwise domineering woman ought to be.

Have I told you about my 7th grade Remedial English teacher? She ought to be the backstop of a football team.

by Baron Bernardino June 17, 2008

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Football Club Barcelona

A football club that has historically been Real Madrid's bitch, and which has recently found relative glory resulting into the increase of large number of plastic fans.

Football Club Barcelona has ugly jersey. They are also champions of frauds, giving orgy to player's father, illegally bringing kids to academy etc.

by Officer Fireman August 5, 2015

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Celtic Football club

Second best team in Scotland who strive to be as good as there Rivals Glasgow Rangers but never can or will
They are supported by Tattie munchen tarriers also known as the great unwashed.
They ( there supporters) are usually People who scrounge off the Department of social security as they are lazy and dont work hence the nickname for the stadium " The San Giro"

Look at that dirty smelly tarrier at the celtic football club end

by broxibear August 29, 2009

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Suny Maritime Football

a sad excuse for a D3 team in the NCAA they are shadowed by all the other D3 teams at maritime. With its ten coachs the team proudly loses on a weekly basis, when facing this team physical disabilities are not a factor as the lose to the Deaf team on a annual basis. With a grandstand of fans made up only by half the players parents its always a good showing. This team drains the little retarted step child of the suny system of many resourses including money which is not easy to find. Many students feel the team should be scrapped similar to the stallworth or sunk to the bottom of some deep body of water.

Members of the team are quick to judge other teams like the sailing team which its ranked top fifteen in the country and the crew team which is also ranked well. The maritime football is a sad excuse for a team at all ... but because the are a football team the school throws money at them thinlong we are some ivy leage school

Suny Maritime Football sucklike similar to the Maritime Blast who is farmiliar to the team

hey did you go to the game the other night,

responce.. no i had something better to do

... what was that ........ poke my eyes out

hey did you hear about the game this weekendto watch "suny maritime football"...... no

im thinking about trying out for our football team..... why because you feel bad for the hearing impared and you want to help there self esteem

by joker2727 November 30, 2009

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