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Google Employee

The Google Employee....
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.

Andy: Oh my gosh, does Brian work for Facebook? He is so cool!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!

by brunchenthusiast4576 November 21, 2019


Google Politics

Politics using information found on google or any other mainstream media source. Usually used by people wishing to defend political views that can't be supported by actual facts.

That person doesn't know what they're talking about; you can tell by their blatant use of google politics.

by Mair November 3, 2009

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GOOGLE WORTHY

Google Worthy

When you are not exactly sure of something, or you need to confirm a statistic or fact, but still deciding if you really even care.

Bro 1: " hey Donald Trump is coordinating a new BoyBand and calling them the Tumpettes"
Bro 2: "nah awe"
Bro1 "yeah man, if you don't believe me...google it"
Bro2 " man, that s_ _ _ isn't even Google Worthy"
Bro 2

by WildestBlings December 22, 2016


angry google

The act of Googling something to prove a point. Usually the Googler is upset that he/she is being challenged.

Daddy is about to show Mommy his angry Google face kids.

Don't challenge him, he is an angry Googler!

by moezombieful March 18, 2014


Google-juked

When you search for something and the split second before you tap the result you want, it changes to something completely different, taking you in an undesired direction.

I tried searching for "North Korean nukes," but got Google-juked to "North Korean nudes."

by bango_15 July 20, 2018


Google the letters

To search for something of any topic on the Google search engine. This phrase was once mentioned on an episode of the popular TV series: COPS

Joe- you ever heard of the urban dictionary?
Cop- no, what is it?
Joe- Google the letters

by Barstoolmyass August 6, 2015


panic google

when you are worried about something and you decide to start googling, and therefore end up in a downward spiral of absolute panic about everything possible

“Hey, are you panic googling again?!”
“I saw the results and I just had to panic google!”

by quietemerald August 12, 2019