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Noun for both:
1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.
2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
Foghorn Leghorn sure upset Daffy Duck, but when Daffy got too steamed Foghorn stopped Daffy's punches with the goon arm! Boy, I'd be happy if these definitions had different words.
The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.
Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
A place where western cowboys go to jerk off for extended periods of time while edging. Then proceed to have a nice cold drink after.
Clint: Hey Dutch, wanna go to the Goon Saloon?
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!
a phrase used on your friends to express your disappointment in them
friend 1: i had sex with my mom
me: ahh my goon
A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
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when you goon so hard your cock explodes
1: bro last night i just goon boomed
2: who the fuck are you
The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."
The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."