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When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
An organization that donates one selfie a day to a man by the name of lay to get laid.
I'm a going to send my lay a day to make my worries go away.
When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.
A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."
placing hard overcooked biscuits, cornbread, cake, etc. on dinner plates.
Mama's laying bricks for everyone currently.
The dance move upon which a male is dancing with a female and cups his hand while reaching in between her legs from behind and upward scooping.
that guys my hero he just pulled off the Scoop (Frito Lay) on John's mom.
To beat up on someone;
The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.
a lover, a person use only for sex or pleasure he/she ain't your man or woman
but a person you can chill with have fun and fuck after and move on smartly
and still be friends
girl: hey girl whats up? i'm just kicking it with my tunqkulayle (tunq*ku*lay*le)