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When you first start working at McDonalds you meet the OG kitchen crew of your time they will train you until you replace them and become a OG and so the cycle continues
Have you heard the OGs of McDonald’s kitchen crew had been scheduled for the Friday dinner rush
Something people usually living in small towns do late at night since they have nothing else better to do. They go to their local McDonald's after midnight, harass the employees, loiter for hours, and make a ton of noise.
Damn, there ain't nothin to do tonight! Who's up for some late night mcdonald's???
chase mcdonald pulls the most bitches with his hairy, veiny, girth cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately
person 1: bro how does chase mcdonald pull so many bitches
person 2: because his name is chase mcdonald and he has a hairy, veiny, girthy cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately
A person who deepthroats McDonald’s at 3am on the daily because of a sad romance failure or a “fall out”
Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?
Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk
adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.
Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!
While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?
A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
You can stop eating McDonalds. Average life span: less than 50.
Friend: What did you have for lunch?
Tim: A Big Mac.
Friend: You have got to have McDonalds Fever!