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When playing Call Of Duty, and a player gets a tripple kill (3 consecutive kills in one bullet spray or single bullet) this is referred to as a Nipple Spray.
Man1: I just turned the corner and there was 3 enemies just standing there, I got a tasty nipple spray!
Man2: That's madness...
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Women's nipples that have been stretched, bitten, sucked, pinched and tweaked from turning countless tricks that the nipple resembles a gorilla finger. Nipples so long that they fold over in the bra.
She wasn't wearing a bra and I could see she had whore nipples. It looked like she had a gorilla finger in her blouse.
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A problem common in men who can't grow facial hair and are probably to cheap to buy the morning coffee
Awesome guy 1: it's Jacobs turn to buy the morning coffee
Awesome guy 2: he wont pay look at his pointy nipples
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When someone takes a baby's passifyre and shoves it between their ass cheeks and farts on it, and then gives it back to the baby to suck on.
That baby is such a little brat, so i turned his passifyre into a dirty nipple.
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A green nipple is the action of fucking a cat and then at the point of climax, striking the cat at upon the head with a long handled shovel.
jorge: dude did you hear about Dominic?
Gerald; no! what happedened!?
Jorge: He did the green nipple to Seamus's cat!
Gerald: Oh damn!!!!! No way!! That's fucked up!!!!1
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One of the seven wonders of the world, revered as the most useless thing ever. It's not nearly as hot when a male nipple becomes hard as when a female nipple becomes hard.
"Check out Mike, he has some nice male nipples. I wouldn't lick them though."
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when you completely cover a nipple and areola with a thick load of cum
I gave your sister a nice nipple icing last night,then your mom licked it off and the bitch snowballed me
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