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A sexual maneuver in which a man inserts his penis into a dead (preferably) fish and procedes to engage in missionary sex (leading with the tail fin) with a female partner.
Jim was arrested soon after giving his girfriend an Alabama Cavefish.
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The action of chopping the penis off of a man, then making a small incision in the urinary tract, removing all contents. Next step is to place weed in the urinary tract, light it, sew it back up, then smoke it up.
"You know how to roll kid?"
"No..."
"We'll just have to use an alabama blunt then."
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a term refering to the number 6. the same way that a handfull refers to 5 of something. however in the case of an alabama handfull it means 6. like the amount of fingers on an alabama native's hand
Joe: hey can i borrow some gum
jon: sure man, just grab an alabama handfull
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When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.
I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.
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When someone blows their nose by plugging one nostril and allowing the snot from the other nostril to fly out.
Billy Bob didn't have a napkin so he had to blow his nose using an Alabama Handkerchief.
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Slightly overweight. About 10 pounds more than you should weight.
Since most of alabama in fat being chubby is considered skinny
Newyorker: wow I got flabby I must've gained 20 pounds since last year
Alabamian: naw man ur alabama skinny
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The thing a white kid says when he doesn't want to say the n word around black people
Look at this Alabama ninja, thinks he's cool.
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